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fuft — Fri, 02 May 2008 04:31:48 GMT

My portfolio got a happy boost today. Yours?

Happy News Thread

fuft — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:15:25 GMT

Ok you two. There has to be some good stuff going on with you (and me) that stands on its own. For instance, the cucumbers in the back are blooming, the tomato plant is beginning to act like it might actually make fruit, the three trees I planted are still alive and Rich may actually be getting it into his head how unhappy he has been making me for these past 15 years but leaving shit all over the place for me to clean up.

Yea.

I can't believe it's been 15 years, well sixteen. ...

Kids, let's have a chat about Free Speech.

fuft — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:24:35 GMT

What DOES Free Speech really mean? The right to porn??? or the right to recognize, responsably, limits?

Clearly this board has not only failed but DIED because it has taken Free Speech to a place Americans, Quebecois, Montreal (ians), les Francais/e (that would be the point where we crossed the limit, if THEY don't want to play) have the fuck had it with you.

PAT!.

Did you spend your entire life in an apartment by youself with nothing but porn???? Masturbating your way through ...

IS THAT YOU STEVE?...

Monty — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 00:46:27 GMT

...standing in front of the Calgary logo? I mean your "avatar" ?

Castro As Cuba's President!

7Steven — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:18:06 GMT

Well, okay, a different Castro... Raul, his brother takes over...

Raul Castro Will Succeed Brother as President of Cuba (Update4)

By Jens Erik Gould

Feb. 24 (Bloomberg) -- Cuban lawmakers named Raul Castro as

president, formally ending the almost half-century rule of his

ailing brother Fidel.

Cuba's 614-member national assembly, made up of Communist

Party members, chose Raul Castro to rule the island nation for

the ...

B-2 Bomber Crashes In Guam...

7Steven — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:14:50 GMT

Well, you'd think they could build a better plane for the price of 12 Boeing 787 Dreamliners...

Posted on Sat, Feb. 23, 2008 02:09 AM

B-2 stealth bomber crashes in Guam, but pilots eject safely

Staff and wire reports

HAGATNA, Guam | A B-2 stealth bomber crashed at Andersen Air Force

Base on Guam this morning, but both pilots ejected safely and were in

good condition, the Air Force said.The pilots are from the 509th

Bomb Wing based ...

WHEN

WaxedHacker — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:24:48 GMT

I could feel the energy as TCR opened.

Our Hero with outstreched arms in a Christlike pose.

Feeling the crowd.

Reagan I Love Reagan Obama...

...fathered a black child.

He's an African American, from Kenya. His father was grateful to JFK.

/The Poprah @ trademarked

... murder. I got that clip on colbertnation.com

Mitt Romney muppet

a puppet of the Mormon Pope.

a rumor goes around the world...

while the truth is ...

Dude, you need to get some friends.

fuft — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:29:49 GMT

What happened to pat and Teah? Are they completely cuddled up, never to see sunlight again?

Greatest emoticon of ALL TIME!!!

7Steven — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:30:11 GMT

Pat, thanks for bringing the image to my mind. Whiz, thanks for bringing the image to life.

And here it is, the greatest emoticon of all time, The Wwwaaambulance!!!

:wa :wa :wa :wa :wa :wa :wa :wa

If only 7 could keep his nose above navel.

fuft — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:00:48 GMT

Dude, what's going on in here?

Her name is Anggun

Monty — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:27:20 GMT

Remember the French-Indonesian singer I lold you about but could not remember the name, oh, months ago. Told you she was achingly beautiful? Anyway, I saw her again, her name is Angunn. Oooooh boy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHXyPTmliNs

University Of Hawaii WAC champions! :P

7Steven — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:27:13 GMT

Well, I didn't have faith in them. Nope. I said Hawaii would lose to Boise State despite being ranked higher AND at home. WaxedBastard (we all know he's UNwaxed... heheheheh. ) will love that my prediction of Boise winning by 10 was WAY fucking off! Not only did Hawaii win, but they covered by 9 points. Thus cementing their claim to the WAC championship.

Yes, this is THE best football team that Hawaii has EVER had!

After beating the respected Boise State Broncos, Hawaii is in the running ...

I warned you!

ElJefeGrande — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:48:13 GMT

About that fucking Griese. Sorry bro.

$100 Oil And $800 Gold...

7Steven — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:30:06 GMT

Today oil gained $4.15, 4.59% (EXTREMELY unusual daily percentage move for oil), to close at $94.30. Oil is regularly breaking new records and could crack $100 for the first time ever at tomorrow's market open if it wants to. Clearly this is due to geo-political and not supply/demand concerns. I can't help but think that the Democratic debate may have lent to this as Hillary is clearly the front-runner and I don't think anyone bought her bullshit about not wanting to war with Iran. Not to mention ...

Santas can't say "ho, ho, ho" in Sydney, Australia

7Steven — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:52:22 GMT

You wanna talk about the fucking end of free speech and political correctness gone FUCKING mad? Well, in Sydney, Australia, santas have been asked not to say "ho, ho, ho" as "it is offensive to women and could scare children." DO YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT??? WTF? I thought Australia was more civilised and realistic than America. Well, I'm sure they are, but this is CERTAINLY an illustration that they can be EVERY bit as fucking retarded as we Americans can. In fact, ...

A bounty of emoticons

fuft — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:10:17 GMT

Good job, you learn quickly!

Just stoppen in to say Yeah Bitches

ElJefeGrande — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:36:34 GMT

OK I've been into the single malt. It's a fucking miracle I'm maken any fucking sense.

THIS PLACE IS DESERTED...

Monty — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:50:01 GMT

...How do you even pay your employees, Steve? I mean, the chicken wings are dry and microwave reheated 3 or 4 times, the big screen re-ashes reruns of your ass slathered with shaving cream... If it weren't for Peach, Seranna and Whyz making token appearances, all you'd have going on here would be me and Pat throwing turds at each other. I mean, free speech ain't that free, bruther... What happened?

Here, let me at least pay for my beer. No?... Well, then at least take the tip.

DREAM OR NIGHTMARE?

Monty — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:54:58 GMT

I've posted this all over, and still no answer. Dream or nightmare?

WELCOME!

Admin — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:35:00 GMT

Hey everybody! Thanks for making it over here! I plan on this Board being much like the original The Daily Show Messageboard. Frankness and coarse language may find their way in. Hope that won't freak ya out.

I want everyone to feel free to say whatever's on their minds. Particularly regarding politics, humor/comedy and popular "lefty" TV shows like Real Time, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and Countdown.

I'mma pretty much letcha say whatcha wanna as long as you're not griefing ...

WTF Happened to TDS Refugee?!?

babywhiz — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:55:56 GMT

I was gonna post this there,

but here,....I love web comics, and since it looks like there is going to be a writers strike, we might as well make the most of the ends of the Internet....

http://xkcd.com/166/

Is Chappelle drugged-out?

7Steven — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:59:23 GMT

WOW! I just saw an episode of Iconoclasts featuring Dave Chappelle and Maya Angelou together. I only caught the last 5 minutes of the interview but Dave REALLY appeared either VERY stoned or wasted on heroin. Or narcotic painkillers. He was WAY dopey.

Anybody hear anything?

One for Roll to tackle...

7Steven — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:26:18 GMT

Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 8:43 AM PDT

WASHINGTON (AP) The Senate has confirmed Judge Leslie Southwick to a

seat on the federal appeals court in Mississippi despite complaints by

some majority Democrats that his writings were racially insensitive.

You know anything about this douche, Roll?

>:P

7Steven — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:43:50 GMT

Why is nobody voting for Talk Like A Pirate Day in the HEAR YE! section? Please vote, folks...

Kucinich the FLILF on TDS!

7Steven — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:32:44 GMT

YEAH! Jason Jones called Mrs. Kucinich a FLILF right to her face! Yes! I can't help but think she knew what Jason was talking about...

She would be one though, for DAMN sure!

Wish me luck!

7Steven — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:57:42 GMT

K, kidz, I am heading off to Vegas until Thursday night.

So, wish me luck. Particularly at my winning the Megabucks!

Sorry if my replies were so short, I had to get through 'em quickly as I now have to dump stuff in my suitcase and run to the airport!

Aloha all, next time ya hear from me, I'll be the newest Megabucks winner.

Hi from Ani!

ani107 — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:27:29 GMT

Hi, just signing up and checking in. So sad about TDS.

Colboard sucks, no?

Ani

October 30, 2007 Democratic Debate

7Steven — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:16:10 GMT

Well, last night I got to see something I've been waiting for. Obama and Edwards, in particular, busted Hillary out on her accepting more money from Big Health, Big Oil, Big Defense, Big Everything than any other candidate running for President. They also busted her out on her voting record vs. her Democratic rhetoric. Slamming her on voting to give Bush the right to declare war on Iraq but forgiving her somewhat, stating that Bush abused the wording of the legislation. Which IS true. (My thought ...

Candidate Calculator...

7Steven — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:24:20 GMT

This thing is GREAT. However, it pisses me off that Hillary is misrepresented. AND, despite my query returning an EXACT tie, to the 100th of a percent between Hillary and Edwards (not for first place), Hillary got to be in the Your Other Top Matches categoryand Edwards was in the Middle Of The Pack category.

This calculator actually did return my top 3 picks in the exact order that I already had placed them (even though I KNOW one of them has no shot at all). I'd have to call it very accurate ...

Blackwater is NOT invincible??? :O

7Steven — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:03:51 GMT

Taken from guardian.co.uk.

"State Department Security Chief Resigns

Wednesday October 24, 2007 7:31 PM

By MATTHEW LEE

Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON

(AP) - The State Department's security chief resigned on Wednesday in

the wake of last month's deadly Blackwater USA shooting incident in

Baghdad and growing questions about the use of private contractors to

protect diplomats in Iraq.

Richard

Griffin, the Assistant Secretary of State for the Bureau of Diplomatic

Security, ...

"Absinthe on the combeack trail..."

7Steven — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:46:46 GMT

Colbert said tonight that absinthe is on the comeback trail. WELL, I'm sure you all remember my blathering almost endlessly about this about half a year ago.

YES, that shit is GREAT! Like Jagermeister but "more Jager" than Jager...

Real absinthe has to be purchased abroad and shipped to the States. That IS legal. However, it is not legal for sale INSIDE the USA. My experience with the claimed most powerful absinthe in the world was pretty lame. And being that the bottle was almost ...

Subprime Getting Close To Home...

7Steven — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:36:03 GMT

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) Bank of America Corp. says it will eliminate 3,000

jobs, less than a week after reporting a huge drop in earnings for the

third quarter.

Wow, if THIS behemoth is feelin' it, what does THAT tell you?

Uh oh...

Jon Signs With CC/TDS until 2010! :D

7Steven — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:22:56 GMT

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Political satirist Jon Stewart has renewed his

contract with the Comedy Central cable TV channel in a deal that will

keep his award-winning mock newscast "The Daily Show" on the network

through 2010.

I wonder if there's a stipulation that Jon gets as many days off as Dubya does. Seems like he's already had that contract...

Our Congress, hard at work ?!?

WaxedHacker — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:11:12 GMT

Got this link re: the work sked for the elite 530+, what a country.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26b0d09397

Aegisknight = Assclown

ElJefeGrande — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:11:26 GMT

Wow 7 did you see what that fucktard moderator did with your id over on the CN board? Truly amazing. I posted a pretty fucked up reply which I'm sure won't last long.

Led Zeppelin

7Steven — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:12:08 GMT

Oh yeah. The greatest rock band of all time! Music that transcends time and space. Zep; an elevated state of mind...

Knighted by the King

Monty — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:29:20 GMT

Just showed this board to my 30 year old son.

He laughed and said: "H� bien, le Roi des Trous-de-cul t'a fait Chevalier." (Oh well, the King of Assholes has made you a Knight).

What more can I say, I love my boy.

Noose hung on tupacs statue

rollroll107 — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:56:51 GMT

More news from Atlanta, Somebody hung a noose around the neck of tupacs statue at his perfoming arts center in Stone Mountain ( right down the street from my mothers home) This one really hit home. This is the latest in a rash of noose hangings all across this country. Also i saw the talking bobble heads on cnn, making distinctions between people displaced from the Cali fires as different than those displaced from katrina, they arent calling them refugees , because that was differnt this is fire ...

Jon and Stephen are on fucking vacation AGAIN???

7Steven — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:24:33 GMT

WTF? Are you kidding me? MORE re-runs? Weren't they just on vacation like a month ago? Bastards...

California Fire

7Steven — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:14:49 GMT

Monday, October 22, 2007, 7:48 PM PDT

SAN DIEGO (AP) Fire officials say 500 homes and 100 businesses have

been destroyed by a wildfire in San Diego County.

Damn, man. Best of luck to all in the region.